{"id":936,"date":"2010-10-30T16:03:38","date_gmt":"2010-10-30T16:03:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/?p=303"},"modified":"2010-10-30T16:03:38","modified_gmt":"2010-10-30T16:03:38","slug":"devils-project","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/fr\/devils-project\/","title":{"rendered":"Devil&#8217;s Project"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/halloween3.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-320\" title=\"halloween3\" src=\"http:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/halloween3-295x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>Don\u2019t update that burndown chart<br \/>\nClose your eyes and stay in the dark<br \/>\nIf the ghouls and goblins were to see<br \/>\nIt would mean trouble for you and me<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>Those demons are really scary<br \/>\nFilling the Backlog with all kinds of stories<br \/>\nScope is increasing by the hour<br \/>\nIf they don\u2019t stop soon, their heads they will devour<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>Transparency is evil when facing complexity<br \/>\nMischief is easier under the cover of opacity<br \/>\nThey hate the daylight, &#8220;it&#8217;s no fun&#8221;, they say<br \/>\nTurn off those lights so they can run and play<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>But Devil\u2019s project is almost over<br \/>\nThe sun will shine sooner or later<br \/>\nIf the ghouls and goblins weren\u2019t sacred before<br \/>\nJust you wait \u2018til they open that door<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><em><strong>Happy Halloween! MooHAHAHAHA!<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/h2>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t update that burndown chart Close your eyes and stay in the dark If the ghouls and goblins were to see It would mean trouble for you and me Those demons are really scary Filling the Backlog with all kinds of stories Scope is increasing by the hour If they don\u2019t stop soon, their heads [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,19,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-agile","category-just-for-fun","category-scrum"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}