{"id":938,"date":"2010-11-16T13:22:16","date_gmt":"2010-11-16T13:22:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/?p=395"},"modified":"2010-11-16T13:22:16","modified_gmt":"2010-11-16T13:22:16","slug":"its-finally-here-scrum-easy-install-2-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/fr\/its-finally-here-scrum-easy-install-2-5\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s finally here! Scrum Easy Install\u00ae 2.5"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/cd.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-396 aligncenter\" style=\"border: 10px solid black;\" title=\"cd\" src=\"http:\/\/agilepartnership.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/cd-300x227.jpg\" alt=\"Buy it now!\" width=\"300\" height=\"227\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Having problems with software delivery?<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Quality is less than ideal?<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Business doesn&#8217;t talk with IT?<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">I&#8217;m sure IT doesn&#8217;t even talk with IT!<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Am I right?!<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<h4>Don&#8217;t diddle daddle with annoying coaches and expensive training.\u00a0 ALL you need to do is stick our Scrum &#8211; Easy Install\u00ae CD in your computer and\u00a0press GO.\u00a0 In just a few easy steps, you&#8217;ll be on your way to Agile heaven!<\/h4>\n<h4>With our Scrum Easy Install\u00ae, you get&#8230;<\/h4>\n<ul>\n<li>The secret recipe to instantly create high performing teams<\/li>\n<li>All\u00a0the\u00a0Agile engineering practices you can muster<\/li>\n<li>The step by step process and tools to build working software every 4 weeks<\/li>\n<li>The patented yoga induced therapy to rid your managers of that nasty muscle memory<\/li>\n<li>The automatic and always available Product Owner Selector\u00ae<\/li>\n<li>The Project Manager to ScrumMaster Evolutionator\u00ae<\/li>\n<li>The newly improved Conflict Resolutionner Package\u00ae<\/li>\n<li>The Let&#8217;s Talk\u00ae conversation creator<\/li>\n<li>and the always popular&#8230;Silver Bullet On-time-On-budget Product Delivery System\u00ae<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h4>But wait! 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