‘Twas the night before Christmas
And Santa was dizzy
Trying to grasp
Why things got so crazy
The plan was perfect
Created by experts
But the elves on the floor
Knew so much more
What if we’d Scrummed it
Santa as P.O.
An ordered backlog
And of course the retro
A Lift-Off would be nice
We’d start in April
A review every month
And see if we’re able
Agile it wasn’t
Waterfall instead
And we found out too late
That we wouldn’t make the date
Next Christmas will be different
We’ll deliver in December
And you won’t have to wait
For your toys in September
Merry Christmas! 😉