It’s finally here! Scrum Easy Install® 2.5

Buy it now!Having problems with software delivery?

Quality is less than ideal?

Business doesn’t talk with IT?

I’m sure IT doesn’t even talk with IT!


Am I right?!


Don’t diddle daddle with annoying coaches and expensive training.  ALL you need to do is stick our Scrum – Easy Install® CD in your computer and press GO.  In just a few easy steps, you’ll be on your way to Agile heaven!

With our Scrum Easy Install®, you get…

  • The secret recipe to instantly create high performing teams
  • All the Agile engineering practices you can muster
  • The step by step process and tools to build working software every 4 weeks
  • The patented yoga induced therapy to rid your managers of that nasty muscle memory
  • The automatic and always available Product Owner Selector®
  • The Project Manager to ScrumMaster Evolutionator®
  • The newly improved Conflict Resolutionner Package®
  • The Let’s Talk® conversation creator
  • and the always popular…Silver Bullet On-time-On-budget Product Delivery System®

But wait! With Scrum Easy Install®, you also get :

  • The Team Smell Detector® – Get to the root cause quicker with only 3 “whys”!
  • The Sprint Extender®  – You’ll never run out of time again!
  • A one year membership to Inspire Posters – Culture change is just a poster away!
  • and….wait for it…Coach in a Box®! – Got a problem? Simply click on Waldo®, the on-screen coach canine!

Waldo® will ask you those tough questions, like…

…and many more!

So what are you waiting for?!!

Order now and get the free Daily Stand-up Talking Stick®.  It buzzes!

Disclaimer: Because actual Agile transformations are actually difficult, results may vary.  If failure is observed, you agree that it’s all your fault, not ours.

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