Don’t update that burndown chart
Close your eyes and stay in the dark
If the ghouls and goblins were to see
It would mean trouble for you and me
Those demons are really scary
Filling the Backlog with all kinds of stories
Scope is increasing by the hour
If they don’t stop soon, their heads they will devour
Transparency is evil when facing complexity
Mischief is easier under the cover of opacity
They hate the daylight, “it’s no fun”, they say
Turn off those lights so they can run and play
But Devil’s project is almost over
The sun will shine sooner or later
If the ghouls and goblins weren’t sacred before
Just you wait ‘til they open that door