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Don’t update that burndown chart Close your eyes and stay in the dark If the ghouls and goblins were to see It would mean trouble for you and me Those demons are really scary Filling the Backlog with all kinds of stories Scope is increasing by the hour If they don’t stop soon, their heads they will devour Transparency is evil when facing complexity Mischief is easier under the cover of opacity They hate the daylight, «it’s...

  ‘Twas the night before Christmas And Santa was dizzy Trying to grasp Why things got so crazy The plan was perfect Created by experts But the elves on the floor Knew so much more What if we’d Scrummed it Santa as P.O. An ordered  backlog And of course the retro A Lift-Off would be nice We’d start in April A review every month And see if we’re able Agile it wasn’t Waterfall instead And we found out...